What do you eat for breakfast and is sometimes blue? Pancakes.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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WHO IS A CHIKEN???????????? I AM do you got a problem with that!!!!!!

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Gues what makes me smile Mouth muscles

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why did the internet crash? it didn't

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She never got her drivers license.

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What's worse than an apple with a worm? Serial Murder.

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What did one narwhal say to another Hi ;)

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William and Kate do get off their ass and do something useful for once instead of hogging the cover of intouch magazine.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Why can't the t-Rex clap..... Because it is dead

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Yeah Aodhans been typing up everything strting argument along with taggart

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What is the difference between a pizza and the Jews? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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Q: What's blue and thrashes about on the floor? A: A blue plastic bag in the wind.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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An elephant walks into a bar. He nearly levels the entire structure as he forced his way through the front door.

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Knock Knock There was no answer as the house was empty.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder lately? No? Neither has he.

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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