Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's older than history? Pre-history.

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Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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why do pedo's molest children? because it feels really good.

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A black man, a Jew and a Hispanic man walk into a bar and the bartender says "Hello. What could I get for you?" The black man had a Manhattan. The Hispanic man had a Bloody Mary. The Jew merely had water, as his religion forbids alcohol. The trio enjoy their drinks and then exit the establishment.

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i am a dwarf i have a big nose im a ranga nice to meet you julia

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? He received many presents because his parents loved him very much.

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Jews.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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hi

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How do you make a clown sad? Kill his family.

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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