the Holocaust. Because anything involving the Holocaust is automatically an anti joke. the Holocaust wasn't funny.

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How did the Jew escape being put in the gas chamber? He killed himself.

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Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating at night? A: Yell "DROP IT NIGGAH!" Q: What do you do if you find your tv floating in the day time? A: Run away cause your house is haunted.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing - she had no arms.

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he happened to cross the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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What do you get if you cross a Black Man with a Knife? Stabbed.

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Why do chinese firefighters wear white belts in their firefighting uniforms? So the their pants stay up.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others don't

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Yo mama's so stupid.....................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................uh jk

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what do you call a man that looks like will ferrel? jim

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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How do you call blond girl with no arms and no legs ? A victim of a tragic car accident.

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Roses are red Violets are blue (not really) I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm insecure about my body.

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how do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? throw a mars bar off a cliff!

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What is Michael Bay's favorite fruit? Melon

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What did jell say to the carriage driver from Uzbekistan that was underpaid and had no banter? Oh My God ROFLMAOOTG (the last three are "on the ground") "I will beat you with a small child that I will soon feed to the T-Rex's" should be on the list.

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Ya know how when geese fly in a V-shape, one side is longer than the other? -Yes Do you know why that is? -No Because there's more geese on that side

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Women's rights... Are a legitimate concern in today's society.

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Why did the girl throw butter out the window? She was suffering from an epileptic seizure.

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Anti Joke

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