Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech? One is a blood-sucking parasite, and the other practices law for a living.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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What did the boy say to the stranger at his door? He said, "i'm not supposed to talk to strangers" and closed the door.

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I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

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You are so gay you frequently, and consentingly are sodomized by men and frivolously enjoy it.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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Why did a young boy fall off a building? Gravity.

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What would you get if I your donkey ate my chickens legs? A court order to have them seperated.

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why did the man die? because he died.

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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What do you say to a black man on fire... Stop, drop and roll !!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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whats worse that 3 black guys dieing in a train accident .... one was ur brother the other was gay

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Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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who is still together after all the crap they have been through? your butt cheeks

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and can therefore not speak.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? - It was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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