What's older than history? Pre-history.

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What's rock hard and is sharp? A rock...and my penis.

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agp

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Q: What is the difference between a tree and a women? A: your mom

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Justin Bieber walks into a Gay-Bar. He is then kindly escorted out because he is underage. Also, because the patrons gave him certain looks that brought concern to the heterosexual bartender.

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Why did the man start crying? Because he lost his job.

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what do you call a man in a hole Fill

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Ever hear the joke about the black guy going to jail its not a joke.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his wife and kids.

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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I'm the rubber and you're the glue, whatever you say sends vibrations through the air that hit my eardrum and my brain interprets these vibrations as what your are saying.

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Q: Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? A: Because he's dead.

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ALL OF YOU NO MORE CURSING EVEN THOUGH ITS NOT POSSABLE SO DON'T LISTEN

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lol

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If file gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your mum. Oh hi mum, the doors unlocked

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Why did the boy eat the potato? I don't know. Neather do I. :(

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind.

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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