Why did the President Truman approve the use a nuke over Hiroshima? Sending Chuck Norris was widely considered to be too cruel.

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What do you call it when a black guy runs down a hill? A male of African descent sprinting down a geographical landform that extends above the surrounding terrain.

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What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

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What's worse than getting kicked by a horse? Drowning.

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What do you call a man with a bad haircut? A man with a bad haircut

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How do you make an eggroll? You push it.

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obamas trench

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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what's red and green and goes 100 mph? a red and green car going over the speed limit.

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What's worse than listening to Justin Beiber? Getting hit by a train.

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Why did the man pick the flower? Because he didn't like flowers.

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Those days where everything goes wrong, and you think to yourself "I just gotta do whats right here"... ...Sigh... 2. DO YOU KNOW WHY I HATE YOU SO MUCH? BECAUSE I HATE YOU! (Blame is on me, love and hate are not opposites, send me a copy of your book, and ill rip it out for you)

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Why was the bear gay. He grew up in a disfunctional home.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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got a new boxing bag the other day its hanging from the top of my stairs its called dead seb

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Why did the man fall off the swing? he got hit in the back of the head with a shovel.

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A Mexican, and American, and a Chinese man are crossing the street. They all get hit by a car and die.

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What happened when the irishman left the bar? he didnt

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What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he can't fly

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