national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Why did the girl suck the other guy off? to get paid

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What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass

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Why did the man get off the bus? Penis

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Miss Polly had a Dolly who was sick sick sick So she called for the Doctor to come quick quick quick The doctor came with his bag and his hat And he knocked on the door with a rat-tat-tat. He looked at Polly's Dolly and he shook his head. He said she had leprosy and must have all her limbs amputated.

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A man goes to his drug dealer to buy Meth, there is no joke here, he is addicted to meth.

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Max who Max Who's there Knock knock I'm dyslexic

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whats white and cant climb a fence? a fridge

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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What's white and sticky? Glue.

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What's green and fuzzy and would hurt a lot if it fell out of a tree and hit you? A pool table

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being disabled.

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A black walks into a Kentucky Fried Chicken. He was a customer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

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why did the black guy win a gold medal in the olympics? hard work, dedication and determanation! what no one else can be bothered to do anymore because of all this new technology and stuff!! get of your arse and do something active. NOW!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

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Why did the Kek Kick Ben? Cause Ben kicked Kek's Kik. KEKEKEK

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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Q. Why can’t a teacher lift weights? A. Because, most teachers are women and most women do not enjoy It.

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