What's brown and sticky? Human excrement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't a drunk driver went off the street and hit the chicken and killed it on impact.

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ive got a joke for you Nicki minajs ase

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What's the difference between a black man and a pile of shit ? One is a black man, the other is a pile of shit.

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What did the black man say to the man from Kyrgyzstan? I've never heard of your country before.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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national song of the mute person? 5 minutes of silence please

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Tell somebody that someone told you they look like an owl. When they say "Who?" laugh in their face

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What did the polar bear say to the penguin? Nothing because polar bears lived in the northern hemisphere and penguins lived in the southern. But if one is smuggled from north to south or vice-versa. The polar would growl and consume the penguin.

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what is the difference between having sex and having sex on my period ..... i have something to drink when i have sex on my period

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what is small and is not fair Mitt Romneys tax rate

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A Brunette walks in to the docters office and says" Docter it hurts when i poke my self." She then pokes her arm and screams in agony. Then She pokes her leg and screams in agony. The Docter says "Are you really a brunette'' She replys "no im a Blonde." Docter says " oh then you have broken your finger"

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb. One, of course. Assuming he/she does not have any physical or mental handicaps.

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Yo mamma so fat, she probably has Type Two Diabetes - which is often associated with obesity - and should seek medical advice.

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Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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A cruise ship took sail. It was about a mile out into the water already. The blonde had missed the ship when it set sail. She was only capable of swimming a mile. She swam a half a mile out after the ship, and then turned around. She then later died due to a severe case of hypothermia due to the temperatures of the water for long periods of time.

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Why did the Dr love drop hit guitar? Because a bear walked into a bar and killed everyone in there including dr love and was then shot to death by police and animal control.

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Knock knock Who's There? Idk, who the **** names their kid There?

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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Two men and a woman walk into a bar. They are all viciously murdered by a serial killer, who as he walks out, runs into a pole and suffers from a concussion, which he later dies from.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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