What's faster than a black guy with your TV? Probably someone who doesn't have to carry such a heavy object.

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A man walks into a bar, has a few drinks and spots a nice looking lady He then follows her home and molestes her child.

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how Sudan answered England when England's ambassador eaten by Sudanese people? Eat ours

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A penis.

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Why did the man mow his lawn without his shirt on? Because it was very hot out.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he happened to be walking in that general direction.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Get me a sandwich, bitch

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Yo mama is so hairy, because she's arab.

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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what did batman say to robin before getting into the car? get in the car.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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What's black, white and red all over? A zebra carcass

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

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