Q: What's Lindsay Lohan getting for Christmas? A: AIDS

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick and could not speak at all during his final weeks.

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Why i Hate people. They are alive. The are breathing. The are near me.

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Why did the black man rob a KFC? He was in a very difficult financial situation and was worried his kids would go homeless. After scouting various locations he found the security at a nearby KFC was non-existent.

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What happened to the chicken crossing the road? She found a male chicken, had many babies and lived happily forever after.

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock-knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

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I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

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Barack Obama.

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What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

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What's the worst part about seeing a dead baby on the beach? The crushing sadness.

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What's the square root of four? Two.

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What Does Alex J Simpsons Face have in Common with his hand? Spaghetti

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What did the cat say to another ? meow

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Whats worse than having a woman faking an orgasm? Having a guy fake one.

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

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BALL SO HARD... That I got kicked off the team for intentionally fouling other players whenever I got on the court, I'm sorry

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A woman's opinion

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What's tastier than a dead baby? An orphaned dead baby.

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what did the duck say to the hawk? quack

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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