- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

What do you call a chicken with it's head chopped off. A decapitated chicken.

There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

What has wheels and spins round and round? A dog in a wheelchair.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's me Ok, come in (the knockers voice was familiar enough that giving a name would have been out of place)

What did the cat say to another ? meow

your mammas so fat she has to buy pants in the xxlarge section of the store

What is a wok? A wok is sumting you twow at wabbits.

What do you get when you cross some eggs and some toast? Breakfast.

A man walks into a bar. He leaves when he realizes he is supposed to be at a business meeting

A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. I don't know what happens next, I got the fuck out of there before shit went down

I saw a man one day i saw him the next day and the next and the next i didn't see him ever again

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What kind of society have we created that a chicken can't even cross a road without his motives being questioned?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the Muffin say to the other muffin ? I dont know

Surprise mother father (A+)

ask me if im poop are you poop? no that is impoible

Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

I love you, you live me. Now get the FUDGE out of the tree!!!

What did the two fire men say to each other whilst a house was burning? Well be better put that fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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