What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rihno? Rihno-elephant

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What has 142 teeth and can hold back the hulk? My zipper.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? The hooker is a human being whereas the onion is a vegetable.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone.

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banana

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Why did the Koala Fall out of the tree, It was Dead

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What did the homeless child get for Christmas? Leukemia

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What do you get when you combine KIA and NOKIA? A cheap vehicle with a cheap mobile phone inside.

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? Hey, we're both gay, let's have sex!

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If life gives you lemons, you shoud be thankful it didn't give you AIDS.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What did the gay logger do to the tree with a hole in it? Cut it down.

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Why are blondes stupid? They are not. Its just in America society has been given that impression through inaccurate and crude jokes.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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" So let's set the world on fire..." Q: How do you do that? A: Strike a match...

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What do you call a black guy in college? A student.

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One white male lives in a city with all blacks. He puts up with gang violence nearly every day.

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This is my firstever post so I wanted to make it very specialand have it really mean something, then I though fark that for a joke

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2 women were sitting quietly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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