Barack Obama.

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This guy dies and his wife gets him cremated. She takes the ashes home and lays them out on the table and starts talking to them. "You know that fur coat you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money. You know the new car you promised me? I bought it with the insurance money." Then she whispers, "You know that blowjob I promised you? Well, here it comes..."

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had an appointment with his hair stylist. Just kidding chicken don't have hair.

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Why did the Black man cross the street? To get to the other side.

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Fags are gay.

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Everyone is amazed because he can now walk.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Knock-Knock who's there? Artichoke Artichoke who? Your friend Artie choked on a ham sandwich, and I'm sorry to inform you that he didn't survive.

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