- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What language cant you speak A.Sign language

Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

- I shot the sheriff! - You murderer

The man who killed hitler must have ben a swell dude a.w. j.p.

a weird guy tickled a watermelon.

There was a goat and it was eating McDonalds, I just farted and my nuts are itchy.

Yo mamas so fat, that I need a new pair of sunglasses.

What did the blind boy get for christmas? harry potter transcribed in braille so he could enjoy such a magical world like the rest of us

What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

What does a turtle do on its back? NOTHING!

A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

So theres a priest, a rabbi, and an athiest on a cliff. They all remark at the beautiful view and take plenty of pictures with their respected families.

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Me:I talk to myself to much. Me:Same

It’s dead.

This is a racist joke but who cares!? What is the difference between a black guy and a bag of shit? The bag I apologize to all my fellow black friends. -Lets go MEts

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

Why did he buy ANTIJOKE THE BOOK! - ? Because he wanted to read it.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. This next line doesn't rhyme. Nor does this one. This isn't a very good poem.

What's the difference between dead babies and ferraris? I don't have 17 ferraris in my garage.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Without a penis.

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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