Why did nick and tyler visit anti-joke.com? Because they have nothing better to do.

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What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

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What does a tree and a human have in common? They both fall if you chop them with an axe.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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What can be worst than letting someone you dont know run a chainsaw? Letting Smokey Dokey run a chainsaw!

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Dislike if you shag sheep ;)

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How do you confuse a blonde? You ask her a question.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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Why did the boy eat his bagel? He was hungry.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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A woman's opinion

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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What is round and will hurt you if you step on it? The sun

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Surprise mother father (A+)

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had heard from a mutual friend that his ex-girlfriend, who he had recently broken up with, would be present at the same party and to avoid an awkward encounter he chose not to go.

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Yo mommas so fat they had to change 'one size fits all' to 'one size fits most'

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That was SOOOOO funny that I laughed!!!!!

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Yo mama so stupid she tried to drown a dog and was quite successful at it. Know she serves a death sentence.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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What did 6 say to 7? Nothing, numbers are abstract concepts thought up by humans and therefore, they cannot speak or converse in any sort of language.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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