Why does a squid have 8 legs? It doesn't, it has 8 tentacles!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually 6 wasn't afraid of 7 because numbers have are not living things, therefore have no consciousness or emotions, meaning that numerical digits can not have a fear or be afraid of another number.

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How do you become thinner in a week? Stand in front of a Bulldozer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, this joke sucks.

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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A tiger walks into a bar. Clearly there is something wrong with animal control.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? He was hit by a bus!

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Why did Charlie Sheen laugh at the TV? Because there happened to be a comedy on.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Regardless of the number of dead babies present, painting a house will require at least one living baby.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Wherever you left it

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What Happends When Sawdust Gets in your mouth You poop logs

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A man walks into a 1980's style restaurant he takes a seat and orders his meal.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will it be? Sarah Jessica Parker replies, i'll have 4 cosmopolitans for me and my friends.

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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What do you call a black man from Germany? A Germ.

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Q: What's sad about seeing a dead twenty year old lying at the corner of a street with a beer bottle in his hand? A: He owed me twenty bucks.

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Why does Marcus keep playing dumb games instead of doing his goelogy. No one knows.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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What did Darth Vader say when he spilled his drink? Darth Vader is a fictional character and is not a part of humanity.

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The King stands next to a pole. The King goes away, the pole stays there.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had cancer and died.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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Q.Want to hear somthing that will never happen A. Sure A. the Houston Astros won a game.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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