Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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ARE YOU READY FOR THE OLDEST ANTIJOKE EVER WRITTEN: HERE IT COMES....... THE MOST ANCIENT OF THEM ALL...... ARE YOU READY?????? HERE WE GO...... Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! THAT'S RIGHT. THIS IS IN FACT AN ANTI JOKE - "...ends with such an anti climax...the lack of punchline is the punchline."

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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What did the boy get for creating a fantastic AntiJoke? Leukemia

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Bitches Like U Belong In The Zoo

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what did the cat say when he walked into a room full of dogs? Get meowt of here!

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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what is faster than a cheetah? i dont know what? if i knew why would i be asking..

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Where does a homeless person live? No where

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Q. What did Grandmother get Little Boy Johnny for Christmas? A. Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving Day.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Q: How does Lady Gaga like her meat? A: Exactly what her preference is.

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What did the redneck say to the Muslim? Nothing, he is too blinded by racial hatred and ignorance after terrorist attacks on the U.S to speak with him despite having common interests, such as baseball.

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What's better than ice cream? Anal sex

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what did the dog do when he saw the flea?he ate it because he didn't know what would happen next

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Yo mama so fat she doesn't need news, shes worldwide. ~YN~

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Test

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? No.

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What is funnier than this joke? Jokes with higher ratings.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q:What's red and fluffy? A: A blue rock, if blue were red and rocks were fluffy

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You should periodically review the most up-to-date version of the Terms of Service. Oh you.

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Yo mama is so fat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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