Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Yeah neither did she.

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Ask me if I'm a flower. Are you a flower? No.

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What is green and invisible? This cabbage.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? He cant jump over the moon due to low gravity

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Why did the girl die? She read Twililght

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Like CHUCK NORRIS, CHUCK NORRIS like You !

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why did the girl cross the road ? to get run over by a flee of running cows

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Augustus was touring his Empire and noticed a man in the crowd who bore a striking resemblance to himself. Intrigued, he asked: ‘Was your mother at one time in service at the Palace?’ ‘No, your Highness,’ he replied, ‘but my father was.

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what would you do if Michael Jackson was drowning? he can't drown he's already dead

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A man walks into a bar. - - - - - - - - -

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I am an orphan I have no parents

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It was a stormy night and a stinking boy was running away from the co-op, he was clutching onto his pocket and constantly looked over his shoulder.... panting the boy reaches for a rusty door handle he opens the door quickly and shuts it behind him. "mam i got tea" said the boy "thanks david we will eat tonight for once" said a big chinned pharaoh.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer-pressure.

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An Asian child flunks a test.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Who's there? A: The IRS and Child Protective Services

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What did the poor sickly orphan get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody, because first, pineapples are too small to fit in, and second, you would drown.

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Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

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What's worse than death? Nothing.

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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I am darkness, soon I shall rule the world, those of you that desire to serve me thumb this up, those of you that desire eternal fear beyond your imagination, thumb me down. Moral: Try thinking of me and thinking "he is crazy", in order to unlock the secrets behind spontaneous human combustion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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