What's worse than finding a repeated joke on Anti-Joke? Your family being massacred in front of your eyes.

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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A young girl falls off a swing, she is paralysed from the neck down and unable to walk every agian.

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Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin says "oh my god were going to die!" The other says "Holy shit a talking muffin!"

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? The person knocking at your door.

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When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing you already told her twice

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Robin get in the car.

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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Friends are like snow: If you piss on them, they disappear.

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a black man and a squirrel get hit on two different roads what's the difference? well for starters theyre two different species. a squirrel is much smaller than a human and has his own mark on society. the man will be missed dearly by his family and if the impact with the car wasnt bad, he may have a chance to make it out alive at the hospital. the squirrel however is not so lucky. it will be left to die on the street or would have died on impact already with sadly no squirrel hospital to tend to it.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Jehovah's Witnesses.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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A horse walks into a bar, it gets a concussion. -mattobrado

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A woman's opinion

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What do you call an Indian cook, that cooks in a Chinese restaurant? A chef

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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