whats red and can fall on you blood from a hunted duck.

You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did Uncle Monty shove his head up a horses arse? Because it gave Doris an erection. She chose to keep her male genital organs following her gender changing procedure, so that she could still father children.

Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

What's worse than your mom finding out she has AIDS? After she found out she had AIDS she stormed out of the hospital and got run over by a bus.

A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

What's wrong the a man who can't tell where he is, can't tell where he's going, and doesn't know how to use a map? Downs Syndrome

What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station..

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

Why did Jake not get on the bus? Answer: Because Jake is a dog. Dogs are not allowed on the bus.

Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

A blond, teen girl with a pink hat and glasses goes to the doctor, and she says, "Doctor, doctor! I keep hearing bees, whislting, humming birds, and Tom Jones! Whats happening to me?!" The doctor says, "Tinnitus".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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