What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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What do you get when you cross a turtle and a cheetah? A fictional animal.

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whats long black, eight inches and sometimes has white on the tips of them? a black mans foot the wears an eight inch shoe.

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Somewhere, sometime in the world a man leads his country prominently in an era of change. He makes beautiful and strong speeches to his people. He also kills millions of Jewish people. No seriously, he kills millions of people it's great.

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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Why did the black man die? He drove off a cliff.

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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Why did the black man get the grape soda? It was the only soda left.

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An englishman, irish-man and a scotsman walk into a bar. Englishman orderds a pint of becks, Irishman a guiness and the Scot a whiskey. Everything is absolutely fine and nothing of even remote interest happens.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can lift really heavy things without hardly even trying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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