?"what's up" "A preposition"

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A man walks into a restaurant and orders a rare steak. Soon after, he gets food poisoning.

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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Why were the floors of the movie theaters so sticky? Spilled beverages.

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My cat used to be afraid of storms. But now it's dead.

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Ok, so, a big moose walks into a store and he looks around for potatoes but he cant find any. So he asked a worker, "do you know where the potatoes are?" and she says, "the potatoes are in aisle 3." So the moose goes to aisle 3 and there aren't any potatoes!

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Knock Knock Who's There? You don't know me, but I just hit a car parked on the street outside your house and I believe its yours, we should exchange information

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing. Muffins are incapable of speaking.

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obamas trench

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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How many Mexicans can you fit into a car? The bathroom is on the left, mam.

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What do you call an owl that is a magician too? Owls cannot be magician you retard.

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Why did Hellen Keller masturbate with her left hand? Because her right hand was tired.

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Knock knock ... KNOCK KNOCK ... I guess nobody's home.

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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Knock Knock! Hmm. I'm not expecting anyone. It's probably just a telemarketer, and I'm not very interested in purchasing anything at the moment. I won't answer it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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