What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza One is an ethnicity derived from Africa and One is an Italian dish that is well'ly known in all four corners of the world.

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Q: why can't dinosaurs sing? A: because they're dead!!!

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So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

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Q: Why didn't the Government help the poor little boy? A: Because he was taking a test and that would be cheating.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. No he doesn't.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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Why wasn't the bat nocturnal? It was dead.

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What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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what sucks? things that suck

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What's broken to the side of the road and covered in cookie crumbs? A girlscout that got hit by a car.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Kill me? Lol, come get me sis, I can kill you wit my mullet, nobody wants to take my phone, but your sister already replied to my "anna fuck" with "arent you married buddy? :)" yeah a smiley, ill show you! The doors are open, if I fail to take you out, I am not deserving of living futher, course yea mother blusx to everywown, I mean she is horny all the tiem! Anywaz, hurry up, im out of stims so im fallin sleeps, told ur sis to send me a nude pic, rite now... so this mite take 3 minuts. Hey, watch the next pic im gonna send you, that should motivate you to fight me sersly, i men sure im slo, but imma sp ful ov valeium dat i feel nor feear no pain... never feeer pain so whateves... Nah your sis is skinny, thats not here, the pixture is fakye, for now... u dyou know dat she keeps snending them hearte and smile and even a smilei with a rose, thats FLIRIIIIIING! Flirting, anyway you get the picture, but I wont respon anymor becuz i am shuttin down this pc and gonna dream abot the things to0 you sis. ;)

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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