What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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"Ask me if I am a Lemon?" "Are you a Lemon?" "Yes, ask me if I'm an Orange" "No, I'm a Lemon."

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

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Every 60 seconds in Africa.... A minute passes.

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What do you call children with no arms or legs ...their names

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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"I have been threw the desert with a horse with no no name" wrong the horse, name was no name

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Q: What is your name? A: I don't know.

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Why am I losing my time writing this joke even knowing that I will get lots of thumbs down?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dog, which also fell out of the tree.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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Whats funny about a car crash? If a bowl of soup is talking.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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Why did Nigel decide to lie and remain on the ground? He didn't. Somebody beat him ruthlessly and stole his wheelchair. Nigel has no legs by the way.

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Roberto: Did you watch that WNBA game tonight?!? Will: No Roberto: Me either

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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Your mama's so old that typical places of business grant her the senior citizen discount.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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whats worse than 9/11 a paper cut

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what do you do when a baby screams? shake it.

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Your mams so fat that she has aids... and i gave it to her

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Anti Joke

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