Susie sells seashells by the seashore. Susie was a schizophrenic bitch who caused irreversible harm to her family and those close to her. She also had underage sex with a black guy named John. He was actually a pretty decent guy, but he decided to smoke weed a couple times when his dad was going through some tough times. His dad resented him for this fact and it caused unresolved tension between them for years. This caused John to go out and seek younger girls to have sex with, to fill the emptiness he and his dad's relationship left him with. Meanwhile, Susie was falling in love with John, not knowing his many dark secrets he had tried best to keep hidden from her. Eventually, all of these things come out in the open, and Susie still respects him and ultimately loves him even more for being so honest.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Roses are red, However, they can also be other colours, such as white, pink or yellow.

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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A man called his dentist and asked when he should make an appointment. The dentist told him to come in around two thirty pm because that's when the next appointment was available.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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What is the definition of nothing? The opposite of something.

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Why did the woman fall over? Because she had both of her arms amputated so when she lost her balance she had nothing to counter her weight going forward with an inverse motion.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Why couldn't Carys answer the phone? - She had an ear infection.

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What do you do when your dishwasher isn't working? Beat it senseless, and then tell your wife you need a new one.

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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Roses Are Red Violets are blue A face like yours belong in a zoo Don't worry ill be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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How did the ship-less pirate cross the Atlantic? In an airplane.

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Ask me if I am a cat. Are you a cat? No, what kind of stupid question is that?

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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