What did the picture say to the man? Don't frame me

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What's funnier than killing a bunch of orphans? Pretty much anything is funnier than that. What's wrong with you?

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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A man walks in to a wooden door. He's blind.

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Mexicans are like waffles

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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How many licks does it take for a pedophile to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Given a simple random sample of pedophiles, they will most likely have the same statistical standard normal distribution of tongue sizes and saliva efficacy as any other part of the population. Therefore, that question in regards to the tongues of pedophiles is irrelevant and remains unanswered.

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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a man walks out of his home and into a bar PLOT TWIST! he is a chicken

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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a man walks into a bar. Bartender asks him "Hey buddy, why the long face?" The man says "Because I'm a raging alcoholic and my wife has left me."

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? The police The police who? I'm sorry mam but your husband is dead.

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what would be worse then 9/11 and the holocaust? -if the twin towers fell on a concentration camp

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

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What is Justin Beiber's favorite pastime? According to his biography, it's reading science fiction novels

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What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

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What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

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Justin Bieber

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Roses are red, violets are blue Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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A baby seal walks in to a club... That's it. That's the joke.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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