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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sexual intercourse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Funding a half worm in your apple because you just ate half of a worm!

2 men walk into a bar. The first man proceeds to fall on the ground and let out a string of obscenities, obviously in excruciating pain. The second man, fearing that he may have suffered some sort of concussion, immediately goes to his doctor and gets checked out. He is still awaiting results.

why do bananas wear sunscreen? becuase they peel!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was tied to the chicken

What's a skeleton's favorite type of music? Nothing. Skeletons are just the decomposed remains of a being that was once living.

Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

A hundred dollar bill falls in the middle of an intersection. Equally distanced from the bill stand a Jew, a Black, a White Supremacist and an Arab. Wouldn't it suck to be on this street? I am sure violence will ensue.

A horse walks into a bar the barkeeper asks 'Why the long face?' The horse, incapable of speaking English, walked around in a circle, excreated and left.

What do get when you cross a truck and a cliff? Flames.

Did you see stevie wonders new house? No. Well he hasnt either

Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

So i was thinking of going to japan for spring break. I've heard they have some awesome swells.

When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he has no arms or legs. Why doesn't he have any arms or legs? Because he is a potato.

When life gives you Corn Nuts, snack on them while watching your favorite TV show. Then go to sleep early and have a nice, peaceful rest, dreaming about the fun things you'll do tomorrow.

What is black and gray? This rectangle and this text.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" then one of the costumers calls the health inspector and he shuts the place down because its not sanitary to have dirty horses in bars.

So this one time at band camp... a flute gave me an STD.

Why did the football player go to the bank? He had to make a deposit and refinance his home.

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

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