Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Miley Cyrus.

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Q: what did the tractor say when helost his farmer? A: wheres my farmer?

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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Why did God use one of Adam's ribs to create Eve? He didn't. God doesn't exist

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Guy 1: Ever heard of Ethiopian food? Guy 2: No habla espanol... Guy 1: Oh....

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at poetry show me your tits

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what do you call a cow? A cow

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

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A padawan walks into a bar. He is promptly ridiculed by his master for not minding his surroundings.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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A man stumbles across a magic lamp. He doesn't believe in genies, so he sells it for profit on the antiquarian market.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? Stab.

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PATHETIC

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede.

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Anti Joke

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