What do you call a fly without wings? A fly without wings.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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What do you call a white guy with a taller black woman? A man in a deeply committed relationship.

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What did a tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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whats worse than getting a papercut on the tip of your finger? getting crushed by a refrigerator

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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How'd the little kid get down the stairs when nobody was home? He fell down thhem.

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Hear the one about the giraffe and the clown? Yes.

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From a picture, it is difficult to tell the difference between an apatosaurus and a diplodocus.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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cats are afraid of dogs. mice are afraid of cats. elephants are afraid of mice. bf-2 fighter jets are afraid of elephants. is this true?

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So a frog and a penguin were talking and the frog says, " I have some good news and some bad news. The bad news is we're freezing, but the good news is: We have a conoe!".

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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Q: What did the teen mom put her newborn daughter up for? A: Adoption

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What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not

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How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

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Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

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What do you call a black man in space? an astronaut

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Ask me if I am a tree Are you a tree? ..no

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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