- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

Whats blue and fuzzy? blue fuzz.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

My claustrophobia was cured by imagining that all small spaces were naked.

Roses are red My binoculars are blue The curtains are open I see you

The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

when ever i finish a sentence say im a man Me :i met a girl You:im a man Me: i invited her to my place You: im a man Me: we sleept together You:im a man Me:she wisperd in my ear You: im a man

Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

How do you make a doctor upset? Teabag his dying mother

Chuck Norris is a regular human being, just like the rest of us.

Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

What do you say to a man, who calls you 3 AM? - "Hello!"

Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

whats first than finding a worm in your apple? a blonde who asks you why there is a worm in your apple

Knock knock Who's there? I'm the Dick I'm the dick who? I'm the Dick Cheney

Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

What happens when you throw a penny between two Jewish men? Probably nothing, but one of them might pick it up and ask if you have dropped a penny.

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