Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She didn't pass her driving test.

Why did the car get out of bed? Because the person who owned the car was a total freak and put the car into a bed.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

What's 7+7? 14 you dumbass

Yes.

Yo mamma's so fat, she died of diabeties and we all mourn her loss.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

What did the squirrel say to the dog? "I have AIDS."

Word play, punch-line, joke.

Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

A man dressed in a white sheet shows up at an African American's door, they sit in the living room drinking coffee and watching the weather.

What happened after a Mexican drank 4 shots? He got drunk and died in a car accident.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am colourblind so screw you!

Who gave Max head georgia Hidi

What does a blonde do in her spare time. Why are you interested, creep!

Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

What do you call a Black pilot? A pilot! What else would you call him, racist!

What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

why did tom get HIV? He was raped by a giant scorpion

If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

What did Jerry Sandusky do when he was alone with 3 little boys? Taught them how to play football.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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