A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

thumb_up thumb_down +83

If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

thumb_up thumb_down +69

An impolite guy walks into a bar... and doesn't apologize to the bar.

thumb_up thumb_down +47

if a bra is called a over the shoulder boulder holder what is male underware called sincerly, under the butt nut hut

thumb_up thumb_down +39

Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

thumb_up thumb_down +31

Where is my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

thumb_up thumb_down +15

i like cats

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Whats the difference between an oven and a Jew? An oven is a manufactured and creates heat through the power of electricity or natural gas

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why was Tom flunking in school? He had a learning disability.

thumb_up thumb_down -91

did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

thumb_up thumb_down -125

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trick Question. Baby's aren't smart enough comprehend changing light bulbs

thumb_up thumb_down -175

When is homework not homework? When it is turned into the teacher.

thumb_up thumb_down +116

1: Why did the chicken cross the road? 2: The chicken has a right to privacy, stop questioning what she does

thumb_up thumb_down +46

Knock knock Who's there? The police. Your husband has been killed in an accident.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

What's worse than seeing your grandma naked. nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

Why would someone smile at a tumble weed? I don't know, it's an inanimate object.And is ugly Just like the couch in the basement in That 70's Show.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

A horse walks into a bar why the long face? I have aids

thumb_up thumb_down +14

What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

thumb_up thumb_down +6

What's the difference between Jackie Chan and Bruce Lee? Bruce Lee's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops