call of duty world at war

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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The dog buried it's bone. The next day it unburied it, and chewed on it until it was wrecked.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other one is a watermelon.

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Advice from a pro: Don't be a faggot

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Why did the feminist cross the road? To suck a penis

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid get on his birthday? Cancer.

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Why did the Mxican eat the taco? Because he was hungry,

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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pigs are sometimes pink GOSH

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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Why did the man with no arms, and no legs knock on your door? He can't, he has no arms!

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Why does your mom not love you.... Because she is not your real mom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?". The horse doesn't respond because it neither speaks nor understands English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables on the way.

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A inventor was wandering around the desert one day, then he found a magic lamp, he rubbed on it and thus came up a genie! The genie asked: What do you want? The inventor responded: Meh, no idea... Thy wish is granted, answered the genie. The now ex inventor never came up with something new ever again.. Moral: Huh?

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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"I had the worst day ever!" "Was it worse than 9/11?"

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because Se7en was a scary movie!

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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