How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no human can.

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Why did the plane crash into a mountain? Because a Banana was flying it, and Bananas can't fly planes.

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Knock knock Who's there doorbell Doorbell who Doorbells can't knock

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Whenever anybody asks me to help me find something they lost, I say: "Look where it is and you will find it."

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porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

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Uh, "Abel", seriously get over here and then get some sleep, not only did you get the code all wrong, there is no number to be deciphered at all, besides its called a laptop with a battery. Speaking of general dumbass... You have not changed the least, you really remind me of a cruel, sloppy, less disciplined (except the wise cracking thing Nero resorted to to push me away and apparently dodge gun fire, maybe his way of handling nerves. You might look like him, but personality wise you are completely different, cruel, sloppy, graphical, I mean did you ever see Nero get angry? I never did. That said Neo-Nero, you are a nice guy too, especially if you get here fast enough, I mean this place is freezing.

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How many Jews died in the Holocaust? Not enough.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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On a plane directed to Buffalo there are: an italian, a french and a greek. They all go there for tourism

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What's the difference between a badger and a TV? Alot.

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9/11/01 was a terrible day I got dirt on my suit when touring NY

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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Why did the boy have no friends? Because he was autistic.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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A. Why did John survive the plane crash? B. Because he was master chief and he is awesom although cortana did not which John is sad about naturally.

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I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got ran over

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has Obsessive Complusive Disorder.

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Q: Why were the two elephants kicked off the beach? A: They were both level 4 sex offenders.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor? -Cody Williams

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

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