Whats better than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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What do you call a man covered in magnets? Attractive

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What do you call a car that is green? A Green Car.

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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did you know that Hellen Keller had a tree house? "no" she didn't know either.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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Your mother is so ugly that when she looks in the mirror she feels bad about her appearance.

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If frogs weren't alive, there wouldn't be any frogs left on earth.

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What do you get when you cross a blond with a plank of wood? A blond with a plank of wood on her head.

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What did the white cop say to the black thug? he didn't... he got shot before he could say anything

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What's brown and sticky? a stick

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What do you say when a black girl asks you out? No!

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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If life gives you lemons, give them back. They were probably stolen, and even if they weren't, lemons are a pretty shitty gift to give someone.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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what do you call a black guy who flies planes? a pilot

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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