What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead Why'd the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey Why'd the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure Why'd the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? his girlfriend broke up with him so he commited suicide Why'd the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? cuz it was a dumbass

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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What does this joke have in common with a ruphies party? They both have an unpopular punchline.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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Husband: Shut up, there is now playing for Real Madrid Woman: So what? come help me clean. Husband:after the game,now shut up. Woman:Everyone knows Barcelona better... Police: So you're saying your wife fell on the knife alone?

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HEY are you aware of how tired your suitcase is? Sorry, I rest my case.

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How do you kill a crackhead Put her in a shredder and put the remainings in your ex wifes refrigerator

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man when he walked into his office naked and wrapped in saran wrap? I can see your 'nuts'...

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He ate too much cake.

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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Anyone reading this I'm not writing anything Kevin

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How do you keep a blonde busy? The best way to keep somebody busy is to make sure they have something to do, like get a job or a hobby or do some chores. The color of their hair is irrelevant.

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A Pole walks into a bar and gets annexed by Germany.

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Haiku's are three lines long. This isn't a haiku.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No? Neither has he!

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Why did the policeman arrest the black man? He had commited a crime and murdered somebody.

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What happened to the guy that fell off the building? He hit the ground

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What did the girl fruit say to the boy fruit when he wanted to marry her? "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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