- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

porcupines love sun bathing in the winter months so it dosent rape their nose hairs

What has wings but is often on the ground? An aircraft that has frequent take-off problems.

When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

Did you hear about the man who fell out of an aeroplane at 2000 feet? He was taking part in a charity skydive to raise money for his dying brother, a chronic sufferer of cystic fibrosis.

Why did the car slam its brakes on? There was a infant under the bonnet.

A: Knock knock B: Who’s there? A: The police B: The police who? A: Ma’am, your son is dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

Why does steve wonder always smile? He doesn't know he's black

Justin Bieber

Why was the lady fat. She ate a lot of food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

What did the clerk say and do when he was givng out free food What he did:Gave them What he said:"If you want to get this free, pay $5.00"

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have adhd, OH A CHEESEPUFF

Are women better than men? Dont know but what we do know is they swing at bigger balls (softballs), shoot from lower basketball nets, do pushups from their knees. Shall I go on?

How do u know someones running? They leave this????behind

What's red and invisible? No Tomatoes

You

What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

What's wonderful about babies? They will die sooner or later....All Of Them

Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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