my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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Why do I staple a mans mouth to his penis. Because I wanted to

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I don't know what I've been told I'm a refrigerator

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the farmer cross the road? To pick up the dead chicken

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roses are white, violets are black, You should probably consult with an eye doctor, for you probably have severe color blindness.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

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I believe that as long as we do not change, as we decide to believe in ourselves and use our strength and potential, all that is left, is to see which side fate favors. Maybe we are meant to survive trough our strength and belief in ourselves and each other, or maybe we are, or will eventually end up as the last people of our kind, and fade away from life, proving that those that trust in the corrupt, where better than us. Suddenly I feel so alone.

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whats funnier than a penguin playing a banjo? i don't know because I've never seen one and probably never will because it is a highly improbable event.

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What do you get when you cross and unicorn with a loaf of bread? Cantaloupe

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What's worse than repeating holocaust jokes? Repeating the holocaust.

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JUSTIN BIEBER IS A FAG

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How do you kill a 1000 Ethiopians? Throw a biscuit off a cliff. JimBoto

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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If a rooster lays a brown egg on the south side of an Asian man's roof, which way would I turn at the intersection? Folderol, because laundry has no soul.

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How does a spider write its diary entries every night? With a pen.

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knock knock who's there? roses are red, violets are blue, i shit in a bag and now its in flames on your porch

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?"what's up" "A preposition"

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An elephant and a llama walk into a bar. Realizing that they must have broken out of the local zoo, all of the people run out of the bar screaming.

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why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was a Women

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Penis.

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