- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rosa Parks is going to be here if she gets to the bus on time!

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven

my president is black, my lambo's blue, $14,400,000,000,000 national debt

Whats the difference between a ham sandwich and a dead baby sandwich? I don't stomp on my ham sadnwiches with cleats before I eat them.

You're a wizard Harry! I am?

Why are so many children obese? Because they eat to much and they are not physically active enough

What did the little orphan boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he had died six months prior to Christmas due to the horrible living conditions of the orphanage.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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What do the pope and an orange have in common? They're both fruits. Except for the pope.

Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense

A man walks into a bar, it looked like it hurt.

How do you know that god was a male? You don't, that's why it's called faith.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Q: What's funny about prostitution? A: Nothing. It's a widely misunderstood profession.

The Bible

What do you call an Arab flying a plane over New York? The Pilot.

Why did the pirate fall off his ship? He got pushed off by another pirate

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

When there's something weird in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The police.

A man walks into a bar and asks "Where is your bathroom?" He is directed towards the restroom, where he then covers himself in toilet paper and calls himself a moose.

knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

Yo mamma's so fat, she should try NutriSystem.

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