How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Hide him under your coat.

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You might be a redneck if you spent all day in the sun without sunscreen.

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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Two sausages were in a pan. One says "Wow it's hot in here!" the other says "OH MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE"

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Doctor, people always laught at me at work! :( What do you do for a living? I am a comedian...

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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Why is your face? Because.

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Paige

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know your mother is a skank.

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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How many rednecks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three.

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What do old people really like? Anal sex.

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How do you call a black man? By his first name.

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Roses are red Violets are blue But this is Italy So let me fuck you

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What did polyvore say to wanelo? Nothing They are apps

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Knock Knock? Who's their. M. M who? Me.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 8 9 jokes numbers dont have mouths

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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What does the cup-cake say to the cake? Do you want a cup in your cake to make it cup-cake?

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Q) You know how I know your gay A) Cuz your gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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