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Yo mama is so fat!

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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Why did the baker have brown hands: Because he was black

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Have you heard about the new German microwave? It's a great labour-saving appliance that cooks food much more quickly than a conventional oven

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart... but the very next day your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's the difference between an elephant and I?Our mass.

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How many friends did Jeffery have? 0 because he ate them and put them in his fridge.

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A lamp of light That shines so bright Except when it is night A glow up high You wonder why It moves across the sky. What am I? A blogger who posts jokes on AntiJoke.com.

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What do you call an arab with a shemagh on his head and a gun A man who is concerned for his wellbeing and family

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knock knock who's there? bell bell who? bellend

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Why didn't Joe have any friends? Because according to Thomas Hobbes man is anti-social by nature and therefore the only friends that he has are purely to reach his own ends and thus Joe cannot truly have friends in the sense that many use the word.

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Did you hear about the speed reader on top of the Twin towers? 90 stories 5 seconds.

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five finger and the middle is for you

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Why couldn't the asian drive the car. He was underage and did not have his license yet.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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How many lemons does it take to fix a lightbulb Lemons can't fix lightbulbs as the don't have a mind,heart or any limbs.Think about that crap.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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why didn't the drug addict take steroids? he was going to but died due to years of substance abuse

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza is not a group of people but in fact a dish originating in the Middle East.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she has a sub-par intelligence quota.

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