Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Whats Brown and sticky... Shit

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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When the black man was driving his car, why did he stop in front of the gun store? Because his car's velocity reached zero at that location.

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Q: Whats worse than the death of flappy bird? A: The holocaust.

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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What did the homeless war veteran get for christmas? Nothing because we don't treat our veterans very well.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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400 asian people walked in a bar

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Why did child's mom cry when he was born? The child had no head.

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whats black and looks like a bucket a black bucket

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What smells like shit and is covered in cheese? Sean's pizza socks.

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what do you get when you combine fire and water? alcohol

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roses are red violets are blue your baby has down syndrome

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A mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The chauffer, they are both rich business men.

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Sheesh people! Stop insulting my last comment! Do not GO into my comment section, I do not WANT YOU to keep thumbing up those that call me pedo. Moral: Norway... you gonna call us all pedophiles? Please... besides I prefer them over nineteen... the downside is that they often got a couple of kids already at that age... Sigh...

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How do you make a baby spin? Put it in a blender and turn it on.

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Why is your face? Because.

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A black man and a Mexican fall off a cliff, who dies first? They both die from hitting sharp rocks at the bottom crushing their skulls, so it doesn't matter its just really sad.

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What does the Cookie Monster eat? Nothing. The Cookie Monster is not a living, sentient being and does not require sustenance to live.

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What kind of "room" can you not enter? One with a locked door.

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