A priest, a nun, and a rabbi walk into a bar. There's a massive earthquake and the bar collapses to the ground, killing everyone inside.

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Whats worse than the holucaust.......... Nothing

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? *cause 7 8 9? NO cause 7 was a nigga!

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You copy and paster!

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What did the nurse say to the man who got an erection while being given a sponge bath? She assured him it was a normal reaction and moved on to clean his arms.

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What do you do when a elephant is sitting on your fence? You hit it with a fridge

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Roses are red Violets are blue My dad drinks a lot Help Me

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Why did the one-legged chicken say déjà vu? It felt a strong sensation that the current event had been experienced in the past.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What did the Neo-Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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What do call a black piano player? A pianist.

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A homeless man comes home from work.

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Why doesn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? George. George Who? George Smith.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first one to walk on the moon... and Michael Jackson molested little children.

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knock knock. who's there thatsron thatsron who thatsron man

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A man opens his refrigerator and takes out a can of soda. He returns back to his living area and continues watching television.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Are You McDonalds Because I'm Loving It

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights

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why did the lady take anti depressants? because she was depressed

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A baby seal walked into a club.

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Why did the moron jump through the window?

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ROB SNIEDER ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS A CAARRRRROT! rated pg-13

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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