- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why a blonde woman eat vegetables? Because she is a vegetarian.

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

Why did the man stop eating? Because he took an arrow to the knee.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

What did paul say to bill? "Hi, I'm Paul"

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

A three and a half foot tall clown walks into a bar, it is quickly learned that he is only 8 years old and is excorted out by security.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

Hey, guess what? What? Dammit!

Whats worse than being a student? Being raped.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

How can you tell the person who stole your car was black? Stereotyping is wrong.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

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