How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

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What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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What happened when the young boy farted. It smelled. :)

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How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

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What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

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what do you throw at a mexican man when he is drowning? his family.

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Nippies

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What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

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If an ear could talk what would it say? Probably nothing because it doesn't have a tongue...

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Your Momma's so ugly, she went to the grocery store, and went she got out of her car, people said, "You're ugly."

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Anti Joke

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