Hello, I'm David and I just stabbed my aunt in the eye. Just kidding, my name isn't David. That was an Aunt Eye(anti) joke.

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What's black, brown and red? My dog as a serial killer

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Who is there??? Person 1: ..................................... Person 2: (Opens Door) Person 1: BOO i scared u and ding dong ditched u Person 2: Actually "Ding Dong Ditching" is when a one or more human beings search for a targeted house where they ring the door bell and run to a designated location to hide. After the resident opens the door to find out no one has stayed and waited, they close the door and the human beings quickly run up and repeat the task many as times until the resident finally catches them.

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Confucius say: Man who fart in church probably has a medical condition and should not be made fun of because that is cruel.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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What do you call cheese thats not yours? Somebody elses cheese

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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WHAT????

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo with a dishwasher? 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7 7

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Why couldn't the black man get a high-paying job? because he lived during the harsh and cruel times of slavery.

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What did the little boy order at Burger King? He ordered a burger and wiped his booger on the counter.

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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