What's better than being in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

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Who lost World War II? The Jews.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

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hit the thumbs down button

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Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

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What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

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whats better than holocaust...911 cardiac?

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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Three men are travelling in a hot-air balloon, but it starts to go down over an uninhabitable desert. One of the men must sacrifice himself to save the other two by jumping overboard to reduce the weight in the balloon. Nobody is brave enough to volunteer, and they all die painful deaths.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

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A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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A black man walks into a bar and says, "ouch."

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What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

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What's better than Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels Jr.

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