Give me thumbs up!

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

? I hate niiggers ?

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

hit the thumbs down button

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

What do you call a bird with no wings? Dead

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

Who lost World War II? The Jews.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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