roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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A man finds a woman stumbling around on the street... So he asks sarcastically "what drugs are you on?" The lady starts crying and says "I was raped"

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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What would George washington do if he was still alive He isn't so we dont have to worry about that.

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If Michael Jackson was alive we would who cares he is dead

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

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What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

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Johnny is walking around school when he sees a kid crying. He asked the kid what he was crying about and the kid said " I was trying to talk to a girl"

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A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... Unless your colour blind.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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How do you drown a fish? You can't , it is physically Impossible to drown a fish. because they have gills, so they are able to breathe underwater.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

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