- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

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Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Q:Why did suzie fall off the swing A:She had no arms

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

whats the difference of the mexican and the bench the mexicans alive

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

What killed the name cool? Coolio

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

JOHN to MARY: Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet So are you MARY to JOHN: Roses are red Violets are blue Who are you? JOHN to MARY: Roses are red I'm your husband MARY to JOHN: No! JOHN to MARY: WHAT??? MARY to JOHN: Ex Awkward silence. Mary moves out the next day.

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