- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Whats worse then Justin Bieber? It's a trick question, there's is nothing worse than her

so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Your Mom is so fat... I'm sorry I didn't mean that.. I have abandonment issues.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Whats worse than purple nurples? Having the period

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

A Chinese man walks into a bar. With his thick accent, he finds it difficult to order drinks.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

what do trees and humans have in common? they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Why did the fish cross the road? Because fish don't have legs and can't walk anywhere

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

A ginger a blond and a burnett where walking in the dessert... They died of heat exhaustion.

A horse walks into a bar and doesnt order a drink. Because he cant.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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