i saw your mom, i said hi

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

Why did 0 dislike 1? Because 1 made 0 feel like he was nothing

Knock knock Who's there Police

What do you call a man man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? Bob(he is bobbing in the water)

Give me thumbs up!

How many jews does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

? I hate niiggers ?

What's black, white and red all over? Nothing, I'm colourblind.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

What do the poor have that the rich need? Nothing.

What did the blind man say to the bartender? Nothing, I forgot to mention he's also mute and has no legs.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

What's a ghost's favourite country? Fraaaaance.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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