Why did the surfer surf in the ocean without a surfboard? Either he was mentally challenged, simply dreaming, a fish, or most likely did not have a surfboard.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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what do you call a Muslim flying a plane A pilot

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Q. If Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were both drowning, what kind would you make? A. PBJ

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Q: How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well considering the weight of a fly is 1.2 grams, and the weight of a light bulb is 50 grams (and this is assuming that the fly can lift its own body weight) it would take 41.6 flies. But also considering the fact, that the .6th of a fly is impossible, because it is more than likely to be deceased, it is impossible for flies to screw in a light bulb.

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No, I do not have the will, I have a family now, I make a living writing fiction, and well, play a small role in keeping not national, but worldwide stability in such things as the economics. The thing is, that you are renegades, you do not break the law, but you like to do things your own way, that gets you enemies among the so called "paragons" in the face of society and media. Its just like back in the days, if CIA, The Feds, Interpol and such are known as the "Paragons of civilization" or "the good guys" if you prefer, they can point towards you guys, and say "these are evil", and then nothing can stop them.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

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I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

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how do you make a mailman mad? you sleep with his wife

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Your mom.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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"knock knock" "Come in"

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

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How many 1 ft dwarfs does it take to climb up a 55 ft ladder? Only one. It's just a ladder. All you gotta do is climb up it.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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What's the difference between a black guy and a piece of chicken? They were once both alive and innocent. I lied about the black guy.

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What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

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