Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

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Why did Jimmy cross the road? Because a chicken was about to cross the road, and he wanted to be kind and help the old 72-aged chicken get across the road. Because Jimmy had a grandfather that passed away because he was too old and nobody helped him cross the road. Jimmy is haunted by that memory and doesn't want that to happen to anyone else. Especially a chicken.... Also there were no cars and his best friend chicken was on the other side waiting for him.

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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why did u fart to loud? because you butt said so

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What is black, white and red all over? A black man has been shot and a white paramedic is standing over him trying to save his life.

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Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a Nazi.

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

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i like turtals and kids

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What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

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a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person who lives inside is depth.

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How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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