A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What is the best way break up with your significant other without hurting their feelings? It is better to get it over with quickly and decisively. Gunshot to the head should do the trick.

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the WNBA

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hello Carolina, let me lick your vagina.

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Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? Because they collect all the green cards.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Marla should be home by now, it's nearly 6." He was unaware he had lost his tractor until the next morning.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? It isn't.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to a chicken

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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No I do not think that, that would be a wasted thought.

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Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

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there once was a time before bonerss it sucked it sucked real bad like that kid who never washes his gym closes bad Mason Manning JLR

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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When we was Antarctica and it was cold we would huddles arounds a candles. What did we do when it was colder? We lit the candle,

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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What's the same between a mole and an eagle? They both live underground, except for the eagle.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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