why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was free-range.

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The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

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Roses are red Violets are blue S*** is brown and so are you

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Barbara Streisand

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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I just found out i have cancer.

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What's worse than having the name Riley Bathurst? being shot in the head by a black guy.

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hi. Hi Who? Hi who?! Hi Ho Hi HO. Its off to work we go!! umm.

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A horse dies and goes to heaven. He wonders why there aren't any atheists around.

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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Two muffins are in the oven, One says "Damn it, so hot in here," The other one says " Wow! Muffin which can talk!"

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Did you hear about the eskimo and the pregnant lady? The eskimo got the pregnant lady pregnant.

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Knock knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? ..He died.

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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A man goes to the beach to meat babes, but know one seemes to notice him. The man notices another man with a crowed of beautiful women surrounding him. Later that day he stops the man and asks him, how do you get all those girls? the man replies put a potato in your bathing suit. so the next day the man puts a potato in his bathing suit, this time he notices girls walking by and laughing, he goes to the man at the end of the day and asks why it did not work, the man replies, next time try putting the potato in the front

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Why does Santa wear sleigh bells? Because he's got leprosy.

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What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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MC donald the duck loves Justin's Balls. And Daniel Ma loves fried chicken boiled with rice \Cupcake

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What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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