- Anti Joke

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

What did the orphan wish for Christmas during world war II? Parents What did he get? Bombed.

Do you like cats? You gotta be kitten me.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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A ginger was with his friends

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