He I just met you, and this is crazy, but you sister just died here's her baby.

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What's yellow and highly dangerous? Shark-infested banana pudding.

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Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r jerks n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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I`m not as random as you think i`m salad.

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What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

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womens rights

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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A Man buys a Prius. Hated it.

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A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

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Always put punctuation at the end of your sentence

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What do you call two banana's on someone's feet? Garbage.

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

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A. Knock Knock B. Welcome!

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I'm colorblind.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

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What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

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A prostitute has sex with a man. She gave him herpes.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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Where can find a man who owns a white van capable of transporting many children? Most local churches have them for mission work. I would contact a local minister.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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