- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

four little monkeys jumping on the bed... one fell of and bumped his head... mama called the doctor and the doctor said... im calling child protection services.

Cheese stick

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

tee hee

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? ... ... He committed suicide for the simple reason that the soviet and allied forces were closing in on him and he knew that he did not stand a chance of winning the war.

Why Can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

I had sex with my mother in law

Justin Bieber

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the slaughter-house.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??