What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

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Why did the black guy jump over the fence ? The holocost.

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf which impairs the ability to register sights and sounds necessary to operate an automobile.

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try slamming a revolving door

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Come in. Come in who? Your mom

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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In the middle of a long flight from Heathrow to Chicago O'Hare, the passengers of a 747 watched the engines all suddenly flame out. "Now, folks," the captain said over the PA as the plane plummeted to the earth, "I want it on record that I said it in plain English: a 747 can't fly from Heathrow to Chicago without refueling." No one bothered writing it down.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

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Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

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what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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