Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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Andy Carrol

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a beer, drinks it and walks out.

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What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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What do you call a horse with no legs? Useless.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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where do you find sunglasses at? the store

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a kid named austin walks into school and gets kicked in the nuts byyy

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what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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