- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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