- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Donald Trump

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

one day i went to bed

there was a blind kid and a man wearing a WWJD & Livstrong bracelet touched his eyes and he could see. He wasn't used to the light and walked into traffic and died instantly.

i put the STD in S.T.u.D all i need is U!!! F_CK all i need is U!!!!!!! o.0 lolzzz

Your mom.

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

TOBUSCUS

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

crap!!

An apple a day keeps a check next to the "I ate an apple today" box on my "what I did today" daily checklist.

A black man walks into a Ku Klux Klan meeting.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

knock knock Who's there? ... Hello?

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