How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

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square circles have souls but gingers do not CC

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

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How many women does it take to arrange my new Ethan Allen furniture? Just one, I was told it was divorce present. She took it with her.

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what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

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Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

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A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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What do Jews always complain & want money for? Anything

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Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

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why did the girl break up with her boyfriend? hes gay

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