- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like big butts and I cannot lie. You don't know that. I may enjoy skinny butts. I may be lying.

where do you find sunglasses at? the store

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

Roses are red Violets are orange Thats odd, my violets are somehow orange

What is invisible, weighs 332 pounds, runs 67.3 mph, is green, and is made by Jews in China. Nothing, if something is invisible, then it cannot reflect green light, therefore it cannot be green.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

how do you scare a mexican? You dress up as a bar of soap.

Cheese stick

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

What did the rapper Proof say when he got in a fight? Nothing, Proof is dead.

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