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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

If there are 3 apples, and Johnny takes away 3 of them, how many apples does Johnny have? None, because Johnny got hit by a train.

Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

Roses are red, Sometimes they're white. Or pink. Or yellow. There are roses of many colors.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

what are the three types of rings? -wedding ring -engagement ring -suffering

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free shit is cool

Think of a number between 2 and 10? 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 11745028410270193852110555964462294895493038

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

What is different between a pile of dead infants and a red ferrari? Being the victim of a mass murder.

3 women are eating popsicles, one is biting, one is licking, and one is sucking, which is married? The one with the wedding ring.

Who won the race across the highway, the Mexican or the Frenchman? Neither, as they were struck by a mac truck when attempting to run across the highway and were both killed instantly on impact.

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Why did the Chinese man have a cat in his oven? Because his wife had decided to divorce him that day so he threw he in the oven, and the cat happened to be in her arms at the time.

Whats the Twin Towers least favourite movie? Here Comes the Boom.

What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

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