- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

matt f stupid because no one likes him

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

what happens when you have A.D.D.? you're EXTREMELY annoying

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

What did the man say to his brother? Nothing, because he just died in a tragic car crash.

how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

Look how far I can kick this bucket

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

I may have alzheimers...Thank god I dont have alzheimers

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS now so do you.

What is the best invention ever? Taking a crap reverse. So you can enjoy a nice bowl of aids.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller have a baby? A: Because she is dead. ...I IS HORNY!

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

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