- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to see the CN tower. He was then hit by a fridge dropped by people running tests on the top floor.

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Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

Whats worse than seeing your mom naked. Your dad.

give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

What's the best joke in the world? This one.

A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

Billy: You're so ugly you made an onion cry! Jack: I'm rubber and you are glue, whatever you say bounces back and sticks to you. Billy was so upset at what he said and decided to leave.

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

What did Madeline McCann get for Christmas? Nothing she's dead.

What did the skateboarder do when he was trying to do an ollie kickflip 360 and tailslide on a rail and dismount heelflip to manual? He fell

How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

What did the ketchup say to the mustard? Nothing they're just condiments.

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Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

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