- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

"You two form fours while I get the other one"

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

At least I dont have AIDS.

Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

what did reed read? the most recent anti-joke

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Guess what! what haha u listened to me

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT!!! LOUD NOISES!!!

Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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