- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is pi? Because circles.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your hair smells nice, especially when woven into a sweater.

What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Finn Davidson is cool, no he's not, yes he is

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

A guy walks into a bar and orders 4 shots. The bartender promptly pulls out a gun and shoots him 4 times.

What did the pedefile say to the child? Get in the van

Why did the dog eat poop?

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He was shot. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He was mentally disturbed. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Bob.

matty russel are you on here

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

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