Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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I hate all races.. Especially the 400 meter sprint

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How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

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What did the Mexican get for christmas? Nothing, he was caught sneaking over the border in November.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Who is worse than Justin Bieber? Hitler

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

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Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

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Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

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WNBA

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why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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Q: Why didn't the boy go to school? A: It was the weekend.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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What did the skeleton say when he was horny? Nothing. Skeletons are not living and therefore cannot be horny.

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Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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