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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

Three men walk into a bar. Start drinking, fight each other and sustain massive head injuries.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

What do you call a black priest who's name is John? Father John

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

Why did Osama bin laden plan 9/11? Same reason Justin bieber was born....

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

Your mother is so obese, that when shot with a high velocity round from a handgun, the bullet is unlikely to penetrate the several layers of fat protecting her vital organs, like a fleshy kevlar vest. However, she is likely to die from infection, which is highly commom among gunshot wounds.

Why didn't the caterpillar turn into a butterfly? Because it was a cheeto

a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

What's dumber than a black guy that can't read? Two black guys that can't run with TVs.

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

There's a black guy and a white guy standing in a bar, surprisingly the black guy doesn't die. This isn't a racist joke.

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