When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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Why did i write this? I was bored

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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A horse walks into a bar. Being unable to comprehend human emotion, he shits all over the floor.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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call me a bitch You're a bitch Only bitches do what they are told!

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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Hey guya im a female stripper and if you want to have some fun call me 8633972535 thanks. -Tyler

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if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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