Your mumma is so stupid her IQ is 40.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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... i forgot the joke :p

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

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how hight is a china man ? derr his name is how high and he is a china man

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what if i told you that leonardo decaprio didnt need an oscar but an oscar needed a leonardo decaprio!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(_)_)=============D

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He got hurt.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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What do you call Justin Bieber having sex with a woman? Two people of the opposite gender having sex.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

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A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

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Gingers.

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