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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Two english guys meet at work

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Thumbs this down

Woman's rights.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

shauns beautiful

modern love

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

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