Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

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Whats horny and big A dick minus the big part!

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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3 Jews walk into a bar. Few minutes later a penny is dropped. This resenct occation causes a bar fight to brake out.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What happened to the dog who lost its legs? It Died.

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

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"Hey, why won't you let me through?" "These tickets are fake." "No they aren't. LOOK OVER THERE!" The guard turns around, and then turns back. Minorly inconvenienced, he arrests the man immediately, upon which he is sent to jail and anally raped multiple times.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

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The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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"You two form fours while I get the other one"

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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