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knock knock, whos there? your neighbor's cat..no not really, but your sister just got raped

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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what did the blind kid want for christmas? world peace.

How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

your momma is so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

roses are red violets are blue i am muslim

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you!

When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

Top Gear USA

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of problems with money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

once upon a time there was a boy

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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