Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

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Why was the man called Big Larry? His name was Larry and he was morbidly obese.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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lol

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

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Quick its the weed hide the cops! ... wait...

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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What did little jimmy get for Christmas? A box containing the malevolent soul of a 10,000 year-old demon determined to torment his cat.

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What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John. John Anderson. Dude we've been friends since first grade! You really don't remember me? I'm going home!

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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