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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

Why was the man full? He ate a meal.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Knock Knock Who's there? the mailman.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

Two english guys meet at work

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

Woman's rights.

What is white on the inside and red on the outside? An apple.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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