whats black and white? a zebra

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What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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Michael Jackson walks into a daycare center.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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Why did the little kid color outside the lines? He had Parkinson's Disease.

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Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

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Racecar is spelled the same forwards and backwards. Masturbation does not work.

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your mom died.

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I can Nazi

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Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

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Why did the elephants get in a taxi? They were going to the airport.

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One time I masturbated by myself

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What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

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-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left... So they take the left and enjoy themselves at the place many considered the most wonderful place in the world.

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why did the grinch steal christmas? The grinch had a rough childhood. he had an abusive father and a crack cocaine addicted mother, and as a result, the grinch never got a christmas of his own. The grinch steals the happiness of christmas from the who's becuase his horrible childhood has caused him to take his anger out on everyone around him, because the grinch believes that this will make up for his depressing childhoofd

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knock knock piss off

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Why are all Asians smart? Not all of them are, Asians are stereotypically smart because their parents most likely grew up in an under-developed country and want their children to be successful because they don't want their children to experience what they did.

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Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

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Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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What's red and smells like paint? Red paint.

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Why was the old man on the floor? He fell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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