Woman's rights.

shauns beautiful

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

cancer

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

modern love

Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

A man walks into a bar... "Ouch"

What's brown and sticky? Fecal matter.

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

Q. why are black people so good at sports? A. Hardwork and dedication.

A black guy gets a job...

Penis.

a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

Why did the blonde walk into the wall? I lied it was nathaniel nugnes

How many Jews can you fit into a car? How ever many seats happen to be available.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

Why was the squirrel late for work? Because the traffic was nuts!

A blind man walks into a wall.

Snarf Nuggets

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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